Me, My Friend, and Her Boob

Once I was dancing with a girlfriend suggestively at a gay bar. I rubbed on her and grabbed her blouse. It ripped and exposed her boob. All the gay men looked over and stared at her nipple ring asking her where she got it.The clubowners issued the following statement:Due to the most recent events, we invite you to frequent our bar anytime you like without covercharge. This is all a lie.

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Two reminder texts from timberho and I still manage to catnap past the halftime show. I suck.

HAPPY FATONE DAY!

Happy birthday Joey!! You always seem to make everyone smile. Or cry. Or laugh. Or get hard. You should check out fuskeez's tribute to you found HERE. Just perfect. Thanks Candy.Also, happy birthdays to Elijah and Nick (BSB)!

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This show is totally my guilty pleasure. It's surprising how emotionally invested you feel with the girls during the elimination rounds. Just a few observations:**I absolutely loved the transformations they did on April and Shandi. April with that darker hair and severe bangs was so sexy. She really looked amazing. Shandi's really coming along. I think her hair was a little too light, but overall her metamorphosis has been quite extraordinary to see. Yoanna's hair was very retro-punk, but it seems to work on her. She was a bit bitchy during dinner, but she's still a favorite.**April owned that photoshoot. The girl knows how to move her body and work the lens. I just love that girl. And Miss Shandi was workin' it too. Catie is pretty, but is a complete and utter drama queen. She needs to get booted soon.**I seriously have this crush on Eric from Jane Magazine. He's such a nelly twink, but the dude's got panache and that wicked brow with the scar is so damn hot. *sizzle*Next week...I want Catie or Jenascia to beat it.

Top 10 Favorite Icon Meme

10. I have this enormous love for those slashy boys from LoTR. Talk about "slippery slope". clumsygyrl made this for me and Elijah is lookin' angsty and indescribable.9. I really miss Boy Meets Boy. A lot. Mainly because of James and Robb. This icon was a tribute to gorgeous James and courtesy of canuhearmenow. I'll never forget that Vanity Fair spread with James and that amazing body. 8. I have a lot of porny icons, but I think this one's one of my all-time favorites. I remember the pic series that I posted that had this particular frame that ssecca01 made for me. In fact, I love all the pic series that the few in this fandom post. Like me. :)7. This was my first Joey icon ever and I absolutely love it to no end. It just encapsulates Joey in so many ways. The way evil_man made the "sparkle" against the b&w backdrop was just brilliant, and for me....very Joey.6. I'll always remember when I was one of the first people to post these pics from Instinct and I was so excited since I got more than 5 comments. LOL... I was very new to the fandom then and many thanks to megansync for making me this pretty. I love Jai. I love Lance. That is all.5. Happy birthday soul4poetry. T is so extraordinarily talented when it comes to making icons. This one just makes me hard.4. I'll never ever forget seeing JC in NYC and Boston. The man. The talent. The traveling companions. JC in his element and just gorgeous. Many thanks to liz_w for the base and canuhearmenow for everything else.3. This was my first Lance/Jessie icon and there are no words for the love that I have for it. My icon guru canuhearmenow just knows how much I love these boys. Love, love, love.2. This is one of the all-star icons and one that is many times associated with me. Simply stunning.1. I am a Lance man and I like the sparkle. Nuff said.OMG, no Justin's made the cut. *pets Justin*

Mac Help Needed!

I DL'ed some footage and it saved as .mps. What program plays this Macheads and where can I find the free shareware?EDIT: Thanks psychotraveler for the heads-up!

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**I swear to God all the good men are married or straight. I just had my Deviant Behavior class today and the Prof. is so good-looking. However, there's a very adorable EMOgay that I chatted with that seems really nice. We'll see...**I'm not feelin' the new JC pics. Dude must not flat-iron that gorgeous hair of his.**I'll be sending stuff to babygotbass and mood_goddess sometime this week. Just a heads-up.**The JoeC pictorial that saturn92103 posted is so damn pretty. I'm not quite sure why it took me so long to get turned on by the JoeC, cuz really...so much pretty.**I may be one of the few people that actually like Paris and Nicky together. They're damn cute w/ one another. I need a new icon.**Hugs to everyone on my FL that needs them.