Me, My Friend, and Her Boob

Once I was dancing with a girlfriend suggestively at a gay bar. I rubbed on her and grabbed her blouse. It ripped and exposed her boob. All the gay men looked over and stared at her nipple ring asking her where she got it.The clubowners issued the following statement:Due to the most recent events, we invite you to frequent our bar anytime you like without covercharge. This is all a lie.